Note to email scammers:
I already saved the Widow and the retired General.
The Banker with the chest of gold already sent it to me.
The Orphanage ordered their tile and I got my 15 million for doing nothing.
I already won the major lottery of every third world country and I have a slew of letters from Canada with Cashiers Checks from all the major banks to prove it.
I dont want to sell you any of my items for 100 times the price so that I can can make an extra x amount of dollars and send you the "extra" back.
I wont ship via your courier, nor will I arrange, broker, suggest, assist or enable any type of money moving, laundering, trading or business transactions other than those outlined above.
So... in a nutshell...save your scams because I ain't no n3wb. :)
Thanks,
The Managment.